Celebrity Justice.

Hey I'm Rowsdower, the top of the Mountain, everything you'll never be, conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap.

This celebrity justice crap.

So Mel Gibson's record has been expunged of his DUI. You know the DUI where Mel went popping of at the mouth about Jewish people causing all the wars. Well that's obviously his father talking he is a holocaust denier. Stephen actually covered this on the show and said this was not a special deal. That he complied with the terms of his probation or whatever and was eligible to have the conviction expunged. Yeah yeah yeah and I'm Kenny Rogers.

I don't even like criticizing the guy. I know the reason so many Hollywood Democrat bastards jumped all over the guy was because he made a movie about Jesus Christ. And he didn't even make him gay, or a woman, or not white. Don't be fooled into believing these guys give a damn about anti-semitism or drunk driving. They don't. I do. And I was really disappointed in him but I know what his real sin was. Not being a Christianity mocking liberal bastard.

It just reminded me of story after story where celebrities seem to get a special kind of justice.

Remember, Winona Ryder shoplifting at Saks Fifth Avenue on Rodeo Drive a few years back? She wound up getting probation, community service and paying some fines. Now she didn't steal a pack of cigarettes or a pack of gum, she stole merchandise worth $5,500.00. People that rob liquor stores and gas stations steal less than she did, but I'm sure you or I would get the same deal.

How about Nick Nolte? Remember he got pulled over for driving under the influence after taking GHB the date rape drug. You remember him in the mugshot with the nice Hawaiian shirt and the Phil Spector hair do? What ever happened to him? Three years' probation with orders to undergo alcohol & drug counseling with random testing required.

What about Paris Hilton? She got busted for drunk driving in September 2006. She got? You guessed it probation, a suspended license and some fines. And she had sex with all the police officers in the station. That wasn't part of the punishment, not for her anyway, she's just a big slut.

Just a few months later on January 15th 2007 she got pulled over and was caught driving with no license. Remember it was suspended. She also signed a document acknowledging she was not allowed to drive. But what happened to her being on probation? Maybe the justice system just couldn't move fast enough, because on February 27 she was pulled over again for driving 70 in a 35 MPH zone and of course she did so with no license. She also hadn't enrolled in a court ordered alcohol education program so finally she was hit with some parole violations. The result? Listen to this shit.

She was sentenced to 45 days, 45 damn days! in jail for violating her parole. She "checked herself" into the Century Detention Center Facility like she was at one of her grandfather's hotels. She checked in on June 5th 2007. It was projected she would only serve 23 days of the 45 day sentence based on good behavior. And based on the fact that the jails and prisons in this country are overflowing with non-violent drug offenders, but that's a whole nother rant. Well she must have been even better than they expected because she was released on the morning of June 7th less than 48 hours after "checking in."

This led to an uproar and she wound up being put back in jail that same day. She was eventually released back into the wild on June 26th for a total of 21 days in jail. Remember though she got caught breaking the law 3 times. That works out to 7 days in jail for every crime she committed. Whatever she's still a skank.

It just pisses me off but that's the world we live in.

If you ever read Animal Farm you know that all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. Especially if the animals are movie stars or their Great Grandfather started a hotel chain.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap.

and say hi to your mother for me okay.