Fake Transparency.

Hi, I'm Rowsdower, the producer of your Hard Rain show, the soothing light at the end of your tunnel and the freight train coming your way, conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap.

This fake transparency crap!

So this week the president seemingly made good on his promise to have the most transparent administration in history by finally releasing the names of "some" of the people who have visited the White House since he became president. You may or may not remember that democrats were furious, and still are, that some executives from energy companies met with Cheney and they couldn't find out the names of these executives. You see it's very difficult to make attack commercials when you just have to say "energy executives." It's too generic. They'd rather say, "Joe Smith at Shell Oil!" or "Carl Meckenweiner at Exxon Mobile!" and really damn the Oil Executives. Because as we all know the Oil companies do such a horrible job of providing a product that people actually need and want all the while generating the federal and state governments billions of dollars in gas taxes.   

But Dick would never give them up. And so Obama's making a big deal out of this to distinguish himself from, "the last 8 years." He's not saying, "here's the names of people who've visited me," he's saying, "I ain't Dick Cheney!" And no he sure as hell ain't Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney is a man of many accomplishments, A man of great strength, and a man that deserves to be called a Patriot. It doesn't take strength to stand in the sunshine and have your ass kissed like Obama. It takes strength to fight in darkest hours when few will stand with you and others would work against you for personal gain. So he's nothing at all like Dick Cheney.

Anyway Obama made good on his promise to be more transparent. To name everyone, well not quite everyone. He's released the names of 451 people out of the hundreds of thousands of visitors to the White House each month.

Well do you know why these names were released now? Because Obama got sued. A group called CREW. Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington sued for the release of the visitors logs to the White House. The Administration agreed to release them, although they stressed it was completely voluntary. I'm sure getting sued was just a coincidence. They've agreed to release the names of all visitors during the previous 90 days at the end of December. Which of course means October, November, and December but not the first nine months of the year. Instead those names are being doled out just a few at a time. Yes, hundreds of thousands of visits every month and 451 visitors named so far. That's that famous Obama efficiency, I guess.

These particular names are in response to 110 requests from reporters and others on whether certain individuals had visited the White House. So who's on the list then you wanna know? Alright, well Michael Moore is on there, Michael Jordan's on there, Jeremiah Wright, and William Ayers are also on the list.

But here's the catch, the White House says these famous people didn't actually visit the White House. That it's just people with the same name. Isn't that bad luck? I bet it was some smart liberal signing Jeremiah Wright and his girlfriend signing William Ayers and then they got back in their Saab and drove home to have vegetarian sushi and watch the daily show on their generic DVR's cause they don't know shit about TiVo. Stupid Liberals.

Here's a few of the people who were on the list and are who you think they are. Oprah Winfrey, Brad Pitt, and George Clooney. Just like Oceans Eleven, and twelve, and thirteen, how many of these pieces of crap are there? Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich. Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, and former Gov. and current mental patient Howard Dean. And finally the new Axis of Evil Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and George Soros.

So this is the transparency that Barack Obama promised us. 451 names most of which are fake out of hundreds of thousands of visits per month. And those are names that had to be sued for. I just love how when you want to find out who visited the White House you can't just ask the White House, who visited the White House? No you have to sue for specific names that's why all these famous names show up in the few that were released.

But don't forget about all the names coming in December. The past 90 days of visitors, most of whom haven't even visited yet. They'll be coming soon. Because Obama's so transparent, right. Well yeah they are coming but even they will be fraudulent because there's Obama limitations on whose names can be released. Such as, potential Supreme Court nominees, personal guests of the First Family, and certain security officials. So in other words if Obama doesn't want anyone to know a particular visitor came a visiting and/or a Goddamning, he can just designate that person as a "personal guest of the first family." Or he can discuss them becoming a Supreme Court Justice. Can you imagine, Justice Goddamn America. Wouldn't that make Obama smile? But then the American people will never know that Reverend Wright did drop by.

This is exactly the kind of crap from the President we talk about all the time here on Hard Rain. Obama will say the right thing, meaning he knows the right thing, but then not do it.

Ask this president where's the money? Where did the stimulus money go, Mr President? Which banks got money and how much Mr President? What kind of deals are being made with Health Care companies to get them to support your health care takeover, Mr. President. Ask and see what kind of answers you get from the most transparent administration in history. Maybe he'll send you a list of fake Michael Moore's and a real Al Sharpton.

Yes transparent. The most transparent President in history. I know I can see right through you.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap.

and say hi to your mother for me okay.