For F$%king What?

Hi I'm Rowsdower, the producer of your Hard Rain show, the coolest kid in school, the question and the answer, conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap!

This Nobel Peace Prize crap! 

So our celebu-tard of a president, the Jimmy Carter in training called Barack Obama has been given a Nobel Peace Prize. For Fucking what? The empty suit had only been in office 12 days when he was nominated by some ass-licker. And some how he won.

He was supposedly given the award for, "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

Bullshit! And you can quote Rowsdower on that.

All this man has done is give speeches. Apologize to the world for America's sins. And generally lower our standing internationally. He runs around wanting the peace every sane person on the planet wants but he's got a real nice suit when he does it so its extra peacey this time.

He was given the award because, among other things, liberal bastards in Oslo, just like liberal bastards here in the good ol' USA, value style over substance. They must because there's no substance to this man. His list of accomplishment so far consists of being born black, getting elected President, and pissing away trillions of dollars when we're already trillions of dollars in the hole. It's peace prize time!

This is like giving someone an Oscar for writing the first draft of a script. It's like giving someone a Grammy because they're taking piano lessons. It's like naming someone Mr. Universe because they joined a gym. In other words it's a tad premature.

Believe it or not this is an award that actually meant something at one time. Martin Luther King Jr won in '64 for his civil rights work, Mother Teresa won in '79 for her work in the slums of India, and Nelson Mandela won in '93 for his work to peacefully end apartheid in South Africa. Those sound pretty damn impressive don't they. Obama's in pretty good company there isn't he? If only.

Here's some of the more recent recipients. Palestinian Terrorist Yasser Arafat, for only killing some of the Israelis, I guess. Kofi Annan, for overseeing the child molesters at the UN, in my opinion. And the king of all losers, Jimmy Carter for being a Democrat turd who could talk during the run up to the war in Iraq.

Oh and don't forget Al Gore for doing a kickass documentary. I still remember how peaceful it was. It was peace-alicious.

Getting back to Obama though, there's one reason above all others that Obama was given this increasingly meaningless, joke of an award. 

He makes this country weaker. And the Nobel Prize Committee sees a strong America as the root of most of the world's problems. Pretty simple huh? America causes all the problems in the world but Obama's America promises to be a weaker, poorer, and less effective America. So if America's weaker the world's a more peaceful place. And the person who weakens America must be the architect of this glorious peace.

Obama has said he'll donate the prize money of more than a million dollars to charity. Awwwww. He'll spend more money than that just to fly over there and accept the award along with copious amounts of asskissing.

If he had any self respect he'd turn down the award. In the very least he'd send a member of the United States Military, the real keepers and providers of peace in this world, to accept the award, but we all know that will never happen. 

So enjoy your meaningless award B.O. Maybe you can wear it around your neck like Flavor Flav. You damn empty suit.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap.

And say hi to your mother for me alright.