There's A White Man At The Door.

Hi I'm Rowsdower The man with the plan, the cops to Obama's robbers conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap.

This Security company crap!

What are you whining about now Rowsdower? Well first of all I don't whine. Whining is for chicks and democrats. I rant like a man. Cause I'm a man. Second of all what I'm ranting about is this practice that security companies have of doing their little commercials. They always show some nice, beautiful person minding their own business, going about their normal routine in their home. They go over to the security keypad and set the alarm and within seconds somebody kicks the front door in, hears the scary alarm, and runs away. Yay!!! We're saved here's $49.99 a month.

But what you need to notice is who is kicking in the front door. In every instance I have ever seen it will be a young, white man.

Now I'm not trying to be Wh-Al Sharpton, the white Al Sharpton, and tell you white men are being stereotyped and oppressed, we're not. We got it pretty damn good here in America. What I'm really pointing out is the political correctness that's at work here. Do white men commit robberies? Do they commit the kind of home invasion robberies shown in these commercials? Of course they do.

What about black men, hispanic men, asian men, do they commit these types of crimes? Again, of course they do. So why do all the criminals in these commercials have to be white men? Because we, meaning white males, are the only group in this country who it is permissible to demonize, stereotype, and denigrate. We can't dance, we have small penises, and we all speak with the "white guy" voice every black comedian on the face of the earth uses.

"You know like this. I'm a dumb white guy. And now I will rob you with my small penis and then not do a dance to celebrate. Mayonnaise!"

In fact in America this type of thing is not only allowed it's encouraged. Most often by ass-kissing white fools themselves. The very ass-kissing white fools that voted for an unqualified, college professor to be President. They sit in the audience at DEF Comedy Jam laughing while a comedian talks his shit about white people.

Lighten up Rowsdower, you say? Well go fuck yourself, I say. And if you don't like that well damn lighten up man!

I can take a joke as well as anyone else, but there's a fine line between self-deprecating and self-loathing. Would the average black man sit in an audience and be insulted on the basis of his race by a white comedian. Hell no. Heeeeeeell fucking no he would not because he is a man, he has some balls, he has some honor.

Anyway getting back to these commercials, the ones I had been seeing were all for Brinks Home Security, they changed the name to Broadview Security, but they didn't change anything about how they make their bullshit commercials. Can't they do one commercial where the thief is not a white male. How about a white woman? She's still white. She's got a real small penis.

If not then can they at least make the white man thief a little smarter? Half the time they attack during the day. They always attack when people are home. And they always wait for the people who are home during the day to turn on the damn security system before they try to break in.

And we all know why. If Broadview ever did a commercial where a black male tried to break in a persons house, any persons house, there would be hell to pay. Broadview would get hit with protests, boycotts, and howls of indignation. If they do the commercial with a white thief they get a call from someone who wants to sign up. 

Yes, they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Well the ass-kissing white fool gets the shaft.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap.

And Say hi to your mother for me alright.