Kanye West Sucks

The Crap Never Ends.

I'm Rowsdower, the producer of your Hard Rain Show. The calm before the storm, the eye of the tiger, conservative hippie, and I'm sick of this crap. 

This Kanye West crap!

He had to go jumping on stage for the millionth time at the MTV Music Awards saying who should have won what award. This time it was Beyonce that should have won Best Female Video over Taylor Swift for what Conway Test said was,  "one of the best videos of all time!" Idiot!

Why is this man famous? Why is this man listened to? He isn't even a musician. He's a producer. He's Phil Spector without the self-control. 

He rarely plays an instrument, and he can't sing. For the most part he mumbles while music plays in the background. When other people do that it's called karaoke.

But when you're called Kanye West it means you're a damn genius. And dumbass white boys put their hat on backwards and ride around listening to the genius and Jaime Foxx in their Volkswagen or their Saab or whatever.

So this genius had to run up on stage at the MTV music awards and offer up his take on who should win. Who gives a fuck what he thinks about anything? Who does he think he is? The commentator on some podcast nobody ever heard of?

If Conjob Hest has such strong feelings on who should get awards then start your own damn award show Connie. Give yourself an award for, "Best calling your lawyer to get the rights to a song by actual musicians, then mumbling some bullshit over it, and saying the "N" word 15 times." Hell, give yourself the award every year. Make it an Artist of the Millenium award, like Michael Jackson did that time. 

You remember he got thought he was getting the Artist of the Millenium award and it was just his Birthday? He ran into the wall? 

Anyway, sit down and shut-up man! You obviously didn't hear my brilliant first rant about Tina Fey and how awards don't mean anything in terms of quality.

This isn't the first time he's done this crap. He freaked out at the AMAs in 04 because he lost "Best New Artist" to Gretchen Wilson.  He got on stage at the MTV Europe Music Awards in 06 cause he didn't win "Best Video." He threw a tantrum in 07 when Britney Spears was picked to open the VMAs that year over him. At least now he's acting like a damn fool on someone else's behalf. And please don't get me started on this jackass at the Katrina Fundraiser, with his, "George Bush doesn't care about black people," crap.

I think he's stealing this whole thing from Old Dirty Bastard, who's not with us anymore, but he got up on stage in 1998 at the Grammy's cause he didn't get a Grammy and he had bought a new suit. Fayray Nest is just ripping him off. The thing is it was OK when Dirt McGirt did it cause he was legitimately crazy, not just an asshole. AND he only did it one time!

I know he's apologized. He apologized last night on Jay Leno. Good. You're still an idiot.

The real winner here was Beyonce. Everybody got to hear her video praised by X-Ray and then, when she won later for "Best Video" (see you should have just waited Conman) Beyonce actually asked Taylor Swift to come out and give her acceptance speech. Nice move.

I may not be the biggest Beyonce fan in the world but the woman has class. 

And Kanye West is an ass.

I'm Rowsdower, and I'm sick of this crap!

Say hi to your mother for me okay.