The Rowsdower

Liberal "Hate" Crap.

Stephen — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:39:48 +0000

Hi, I'm Rowsdower, the producer of your Hard Rain show, shot through the heart and you're to blame, conservative hippie and I'm Sick of this crap.

This "Hate" Crap.

I don't know how many of you out there listening to the show play video games, but there's a pretty big one coming out. In fact it just came out November 10th. I'm talking about Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. It's a very popular game with the kids and many adults on Xbox 360 and the PS3.

One of the commercials for the game, promoting this huge game used a gay slur. It begins with an F and rhymes with bag. I don't have to say it because I have no problem with gay people. It's a word also thrown around pretty loosely by living sh#t-bag Perez Hilton. And If you don't know who that is consider yourself lucky.

So after this ad makes its way around the internet a video game journalist named Adam Sessler, who does a bit called Sessler's Soapbox on G4TV, called out the companies behind the game, Infinity Ward the developer and Activision the publisher. What I took away from it was, why are you using language like this, you're a billion dollar company trying to sell games to presumably gamers of all sexual persuasions. And most of all he felt it justified the use of this language.

I actually agree with him in spirit. I don't think a company should be using gay slurs to sell a video game. What are they 12 year old boys? The 12 year old boys who play these types of games and yell out all kinds of offensive, obscenities on Xbox Live. My point is I don't disagree with the objections he raised.

What I do disagree with are a couple of phrases he used. He refers to it as "hate speech" and "homophobia."

I think that to dub something "hate speech" you need to have a little something called context. If you have someone who actually hates gay people and wants to do harm to them using that language, then OK that's hate speech. But if it's just some idiot, if it's just the proverbial 12 year old on Xbox Live, or the company that wants to sell them something in a stupid ad, then it's not hate, it's just stupidity.

It cheapens things when you throw around the word hate. Radical Islam is real hate, The KKK was real hate, The Nazi's that was real hate. I'm not saying you shouldn't be offended or angry or even call them out on it, but don't equate horrible things done by real hatred to a bunch of dipsh#ts talking like the dipsh#ts they are.

And homophobia, what a crock. First of all what does it even mean? Homo means, same. Phobia means, fear. So homophobia literally means, "fear of the same." Well what isn't the same? Change isn't the same. Change is in fact quite different. So maybe homophobia is a more accurate description of change loving Obots.

No, of course not. When libs call you a homophobe they are saying you hate gay people. They can tell you hate gay people because you don't agree with some tenet of liberalism as it relates to gay people, like Gay marriage. So for instance you might think you're a religious person. And you might say to yourself, well the bible says homosexuality is an abomination, but Jesus said love one another and let he who is without sin cast the first stone. So putting them together as a Christian I would never do anything to harm, insult, or persecute a gay person, but I don't think Gay people should be able to get married. You might think that you actually think these things, actually believe these things. But you don't.

Liberals always know better don't they? They know that when you say "as a christian" what you really mean is, "I hate gay people." And when you say, "the bible says" you're actually saying, "I'm terrified of gay people." What a crock.

The thing is when idiots use gay slurs or worse they aren't trying to communicate the literal meaning of the words. So when this Modern Warfare 2 ad used the word they used, they weren't addressing men who are sexually attracted to men or women who are sexually attracted to women, they're just talking to their audience in the language they, unfortunately, understand. I'm not saying that justifies it but it is the truth.

And that's no different than libs throwing around words like hate and homophobe. They aren't accusing you of what the words literally mean. They mean shut-up. I know best. I'm better than you. I'm a good liberal.

And that kind of sh#t I do hate.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap.

And Say hi to your mother for me alright.

Fake Transparency.

Stephen — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:20:09 +0000

Hi, I'm Rowsdower, the producer of your Hard Rain show, the soothing light at the end of your tunnel and the freight train coming your way, conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap.

This fake transparency crap!

So this week the president seemingly made good on his promise to have the most transparent administration in history by finally releasing the names of "some" of the people who have visited the White House since he became president. You may or may not remember that democrats were furious, and still are, that some executives from energy companies met with Cheney and they couldn't find out the names of these executives. You see it's very difficult to make attack commercials when you just have to say "energy executives." It's too generic. They'd rather say, "Joe Smith at Shell Oil!" or "Carl Meckenweiner at Exxon Mobile!" and really damn the Oil Executives. Because as we all know the Oil companies do such a horrible job of providing a product that people actually need and want all the while generating the federal and state governments billions of dollars in gas taxes.

But Dick would never give them up. And so Obama's making a big deal out of this to distinguish himself from, "the last 8 years." He's not saying, "here's the names of people who've visited me," he's saying, "I ain't Dick Cheney!" And no he sure as hell ain't Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney is a man of many accomplishments, A man of great strength, and a man that deserves to be called a Patriot. It doesn't take strength to stand in the sunshine and have your ass kissed like Obama. It takes strength to fight in darkest hours when few will stand with you and others would work against you for personal gain. So he's nothing at all like Dick Cheney.

Anyway Obama made good on his promise to be more transparent. To name everyone, well not quite everyone. He's released the names of 451 people out of the hundreds of thousands of visitors to the White House each month.

Well do you know why these names were released now? Because Obama got sued. A group called CREW. Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington sued for the release of the visitors logs to the White House. The Administration agreed to release them, although they stressed it was completely voluntary. I'm sure getting sued was just a coincidence. They've agreed to release the names of all visitors during the previous 90 days at the end of December. Which of course means October, November, and December but not the first nine months of the year. Instead those names are being doled out just a few at a time. Yes, hundreds of thousands of visits every month and 451 visitors named so far. That's that famous Obama efficiency, I guess.

These particular names are in response to 110 requests from reporters and others on whether certain individuals had visited the White House. So who's on the list then you wanna know? Alright, well Michael Moore is on there, Michael Jordan's on there, Jeremiah Wright, and William Ayers are also on the list.

But here's the catch, the White House says these famous people didn't actually visit the White House. That it's just people with the same name. Isn't that bad luck? I bet it was some smart liberal signing Jeremiah Wright and his girlfriend signing William Ayers and then they got back in their Saab and drove home to have vegetarian sushi and watch the daily show on their generic DVR's cause they don't know shit about TiVo. Stupid Liberals.

Here's a few of the people who were on the list and are who you think they are. Oprah Winfrey, Brad Pitt, and George Clooney. Just like Oceans Eleven, and twelve, and thirteen, how many of these pieces of crap are there? Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich. Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, and former Gov. and current mental patient Howard Dean. And finally the new Axis of Evil Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and George Soros.

So this is the transparency that Barack Obama promised us. 451 names most of which are fake out of hundreds of thousands of visits per month. And those are names that had to be sued for. I just love how when you want to find out who visited the White House you can't just ask the White House, who visited the White House? No you have to sue for specific names that's why all these famous names show up in the few that were released.

But don't forget about all the names coming in December. The past 90 days of visitors, most of whom haven't even visited yet. They'll be coming soon. Because Obama's so transparent, right. Well yeah they are coming but even they will be fraudulent because there's Obama limitations on whose names can be released. Such as, potential Supreme Court nominees, personal guests of the First Family, and certain security officials. So in other words if Obama doesn't want anyone to know a particular visitor came a visiting and/or a Goddamning, he can just designate that person as a "personal guest of the first family." Or he can discuss them becoming a Supreme Court Justice. Can you imagine, Justice Goddamn America. Wouldn't that make Obama smile? But then the American people will never know that Reverend Wright did drop by.

This is exactly the kind of crap from the President we talk about all the time here on Hard Rain. Obama will say the right thing, meaning he knows the right thing, but then not do it.

Ask this president where's the money? Where did the stimulus money go, Mr President? Which banks got money and how much Mr President? What kind of deals are being made with Health Care companies to get them to support your health care takeover, Mr. President. Ask and see what kind of answers you get from the most transparent administration in history. Maybe he'll send you a list of fake Michael Moore's and a real Al Sharpton.

Yes transparent. The most transparent President in history. I know I can see right through you.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap.

and say hi to your mother for me okay.

Fake Emergencies

Stephen — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:13:47 +0000

Hi I'm Rowsdower the producer of your Hard Rain show. The thing that goes bump in the night, the guy your mother warned you about, conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap!

This fake Emergency crap!

So Obama has declared the H1N1 Swine Flu virus a national emergency. I'm sorry if anyone you know has gotten sick or died of the swine flu but I gotta ask why? This flu has been described as being milder than the regular flu which kills around 36,000 people per year according to the CDC. No State of emergency for that though, right Bama? Bama Lama Ding Dong? Bamm Bamm Bamm Bammy and the Jets? Of course not. Thousands of Americans dead every year isn't an emergency. Thousands of hysterical scare stories about 'swine flu' on the evening news every night is. So thank you for saving us Obama.

It's not the first time I've seen this either. It's become routine in some "hurricane" states to declare a state of emergency before the hurricane even hits. What is this crap really about?

It's about cutting through red tape, about getting funds flowing faster. I understand that. I'm not against that. I'm against bullshit.

The fact that we have to have a law that says all these other damn laws are gonna get people killed and this is an emergency so we don't want to get people killed right now but maybe later, says to me somethings wrong with the damn law. How about we have sensible laws that don't hinder the growth and progress or even the survival of the American people at all times. What do you say?

No. That's what you say. You're from the government and you're here to help. You're a do-gooder and I'm sure you'll do real good. Do-gooder Chris Dodd did real good with his special mortgage rates from Countrywide Bank. Countrywide's not with us anymore but Dodd still is. Do-gooder Harry Reid did real good with some land deals in Nevada. And The new messiah himself did pretty good with a couple of books written about himself and bought by stupid white liberals. He even managed to buy a nice big house with the money and some help from Tony Rezko.

Back to swine flu though, you wanna know how many Americans have died of swine flu? Well too bad racist. I was talking to Janeane Garofalo and after I had sex with her we both agreed that when people say they want to "know" how many American's have died of swine flu, what they're really saying is, "I want my white guy back." Anyway The CDC isn't keeping track of the number of deaths or cases of Swine Flu and they haven't been since July when they estimated 1,000,000 Americans had it. Did you hear that? The government decided not to count how many people have swine flu. But they're also so concerned about it that they're passing laws saying you can't sue the makers of the the vaccine if you have any problems. Does that sound right? Does that sound logical?

So why is the government behaving this way? You know what this is at the end of the day?

It's the new nanny state. The cradle to grave government that just has to do some "thing." This is the way the government handles everything. Like an overbearing mother forcing you to take cough syrup when you're not sick. And you say, 'but I don't need any cough syrup, I'm not sick.' Then your mother responds, 'your not sick because you take the cough syrup.' What is that Kindergarten Cop? I'm quoting Kindergarten Cop now?

Well go to hell do-gooder, cause one thing I know for sure is this. Barack Obama ain't my Mama.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm Sick Of This Crap.

And say hi to your mother for me alright.

Celebrity Justice.

Stephen — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:09:22 +0000

Hey I'm Rowsdower, the top of the Mountain, everything you'll never be, conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap.

This celebrity justice crap.

So Mel Gibson's record has been expunged of his DUI. You know the DUI where Mel went popping of at the mouth about Jewish people causing all the wars. Well that's obviously his father talking he is a holocaust denier. Stephen actually covered this on the show and said this was not a special deal. That he complied with the terms of his probation or whatever and was eligible to have the conviction expunged. Yeah yeah yeah and I'm Kenny Rogers.

I don't even like criticizing the guy. I know the reason so many Hollywood Democrat bastards jumped all over the guy was because he made a movie about Jesus Christ. And he didn't even make him gay, or a woman, or not white. Don't be fooled into believing these guys give a damn about anti-semitism or drunk driving. They don't. I do. And I was really disappointed in him but I know what his real sin was. Not being a Christianity mocking liberal bastard.

It just reminded me of story after story where celebrities seem to get a special kind of justice.

Remember, Winona Ryder shoplifting at Saks Fifth Avenue on Rodeo Drive a few years back? She wound up getting probation, community service and paying some fines. Now she didn't steal a pack of cigarettes or a pack of gum, she stole merchandise worth $5,500.00. People that rob liquor stores and gas stations steal less than she did, but I'm sure you or I would get the same deal.

How about Nick Nolte? Remember he got pulled over for driving under the influence after taking GHB the date rape drug. You remember him in the mugshot with the nice Hawaiian shirt and the Phil Spector hair do? What ever happened to him? Three years' probation with orders to undergo alcohol & drug counseling with random testing required.

What about Paris Hilton? She got busted for drunk driving in September 2006. She got? You guessed it probation, a suspended license and some fines. And she had sex with all the police officers in the station. That wasn't part of the punishment, not for her anyway, she's just a big slut.

Just a few months later on January 15th 2007 she got pulled over and was caught driving with no license. Remember it was suspended. She also signed a document acknowledging she was not allowed to drive. But what happened to her being on probation? Maybe the justice system just couldn't move fast enough, because on February 27 she was pulled over again for driving 70 in a 35 MPH zone and of course she did so with no license. She also hadn't enrolled in a court ordered alcohol education program so finally she was hit with some parole violations. The result? Listen to this shit.

She was sentenced to 45 days, 45 damn days! in jail for violating her parole. She "checked herself" into the Century Detention Center Facility like she was at one of her grandfather's hotels. She checked in on June 5th 2007. It was projected she would only serve 23 days of the 45 day sentence based on good behavior. And based on the fact that the jails and prisons in this country are overflowing with non-violent drug offenders, but that's a whole nother rant. Well she must have been even better than they expected because she was released on the morning of June 7th less than 48 hours after "checking in."

This led to an uproar and she wound up being put back in jail that same day. She was eventually released back into the wild on June 26th for a total of 21 days in jail. Remember though she got caught breaking the law 3 times. That works out to 7 days in jail for every crime she committed. Whatever she's still a skank.

It just pisses me off but that's the world we live in.

If you ever read Animal Farm you know that all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. Especially if the animals are movie stars or their Great Grandfather started a hotel chain.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap.

and say hi to your mother for me okay.

For F$%king What?

Stephen — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:02:16 +0000

Hi I'm Rowsdower, the producer of your Hard Rain show, the coolest kid in school, the question and the answer, conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap!

This Nobel Peace Prize crap!

So our celebu-tard of a president, the Jimmy Carter in training called Barack Obama has been given a Nobel Peace Prize. For Fucking what? The empty suit had only been in office 12 days when he was nominated by some ass-licker. And some how he won.

He was supposedly given the award for, "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

Bullshit! And you can quote Rowsdower on that.

All this man has done is give speeches. Apologize to the world for America's sins. And generally lower our standing internationally. He runs around wanting the peace every sane person on the planet wants but he's got a real nice suit when he does it so its extra peacey this time.

He was given the award because, among other things, liberal bastards in Oslo, just like liberal bastards here in the good ol' USA, value style over substance. They must because there's no substance to this man. His list of accomplishment so far consists of being born black, getting elected President, and pissing away trillions of dollars when we're already trillions of dollars in the hole. It's peace prize time!

This is like giving someone an Oscar for writing the first draft of a script. It's like giving someone a Grammy because they're taking piano lessons. It's like naming someone Mr. Universe because they joined a gym. In other words it's a tad premature.

Believe it or not this is an award that actually meant something at one time. Martin Luther King Jr won in '64 for his civil rights work, Mother Teresa won in '79 for her work in the slums of India, and Nelson Mandela won in '93 for his work to peacefully end apartheid in South Africa. Those sound pretty damn impressive don't they. Obama's in pretty good company there isn't he? If only.

Here's some of the more recent recipients. Palestinian Terrorist Yasser Arafat, for only killing some of the Israelis, I guess. Kofi Annan, for overseeing the child molesters at the UN, in my opinion. And the king of all losers, Jimmy Carter for being a Democrat turd who could talk during the run up to the war in Iraq.

Oh and don't forget Al Gore for doing a kickass documentary. I still remember how peaceful it was. It was peace-alicious.

Getting back to Obama though, there's one reason above all others that Obama was given this increasingly meaningless, joke of an award.

He makes this country weaker. And the Nobel Prize Committee sees a strong America as the root of most of the world's problems. Pretty simple huh? America causes all the problems in the world but Obama's America promises to be a weaker, poorer, and less effective America. So if America's weaker the world's a more peaceful place. And the person who weakens America must be the architect of this glorious peace.

Obama has said he'll donate the prize money of more than a million dollars to charity. Awwwww. He'll spend more money than that just to fly over there and accept the award along with copious amounts of asskissing.

If he had any self respect he'd turn down the award. In the very least he'd send a member of the United States Military, the real keepers and providers of peace in this world, to accept the award, but we all know that will never happen.

So enjoy your meaningless award B.O. Maybe you can wear it around your neck like Flavor Flav. You damn empty suit.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap.

And say hi to your mother for me alright.

There's A White Man At The Door.

Stephen — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:56:20 +0000

Hi I'm Rowsdower The man with the plan, the cops to Obama's robbers conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap.

This Security company crap!

What are you whining about now Rowsdower? Well first of all I don't whine. Whining is for chicks and democrats. I rant like a man. Cause I'm a man. Second of all what I'm ranting about is this practice that security companies have of doing their little commercials. They always show some nice, beautiful person minding their own business, going about their normal routine in their home. They go over to the security keypad and set the alarm and within seconds somebody kicks the front door in, hears the scary alarm, and runs away. Yay!!! We're saved here's $49.99 a month.

But what you need to notice is who is kicking in the front door. In every instance I have ever seen it will be a young, white man.

Now I'm not trying to be Wh-Al Sharpton, the white Al Sharpton, and tell you white men are being stereotyped and oppressed, we're not. We got it pretty damn good here in America. What I'm really pointing out is the political correctness that's at work here. Do white men commit robberies? Do they commit the kind of home invasion robberies shown in these commercials? Of course they do.

What about black men, hispanic men, asian men, do they commit these types of crimes? Again, of course they do. So why do all the criminals in these commercials have to be white men? Because we, meaning white males, are the only group in this country who it is permissible to demonize, stereotype, and denigrate. We can't dance, we have small penises, and we all speak with the "white guy" voice every black comedian on the face of the earth uses.

"You know like this. I'm a dumb white guy. And now I will rob you with my small penis and then not do a dance to celebrate. Mayonnaise!"

In fact in America this type of thing is not only allowed it's encouraged. Most often by ass-kissing white fools themselves. The very ass-kissing white fools that voted for an unqualified, college professor to be President. They sit in the audience at DEF Comedy Jam laughing while a comedian talks his shit about white people.

Lighten up Rowsdower, you say? Well go fuck yourself, I say. And if you don't like that well damn lighten up man!

I can take a joke as well as anyone else, but there's a fine line between self-deprecating and self-loathing. Would the average black man sit in an audience and be insulted on the basis of his race by a white comedian. Hell no. Heeeeeeell fucking no he would not because he is a man, he has some balls, he has some honor.

Anyway getting back to these commercials, the ones I had been seeing were all for Brinks Home Security, they changed the name to Broadview Security, but they didn't change anything about how they make their bullshit commercials. Can't they do one commercial where the thief is not a white male. How about a white woman? She's still white. She's got a real small penis.

If not then can they at least make the white man thief a little smarter? Half the time they attack during the day. They always attack when people are home. And they always wait for the people who are home during the day to turn on the damn security system before they try to break in.

And we all know why. If Broadview ever did a commercial where a black male tried to break in a persons house, any persons house, there would be hell to pay. Broadview would get hit with protests, boycotts, and howls of indignation. If they do the commercial with a white thief they get a call from someone who wants to sign up.

Yes, they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Well the ass-kissing white fool gets the shaft.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap.

And Say hi to your mother for me alright.

Media Bias.

Stephen — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:17:04 +0000

Hi I'm Rowsdower, the producer of your Hard Rain show, the duke of earl, ribbed for her pleasure, conservative hippie and I'm sick of this crap!

This Media bias crap!

I know, I know, everybody knows the media is biased. Liberally Biased! Let me be sure I make that clear. The empty suits and skirts at ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC are all Liberals, all Democrats, all frauds that pretend to be reporters. There's no need to argue that. It's just a fact. And it's been that way for decades so what am I talking about?

I'm talking about this Charlie Gibson crap. This beady eyed old fart was being interviewed on some radio show. One of the hosts asked him about the ACORN controversy. The video's, the pimp, the underage prostitutes, the whole thing. And he was asked if ABC would cover it. You know what he said?

He said Heh-heee-heee!

He did. The motherf@$#er said Heh-heee-heee! and then claimed he had never heard of it, meaning the ACORN videos. He said " I didn’t even know about it. Um. So, you’ve got me at a loss. I don’t know."

Does anybody listening to me believe that crap? No, of course you don't. He's the anchor of ABC News. Of course he knows about it. He's mister informed journalist. You remember he was Johnny on the spot when he was interviewing Sarah Palin last year. With his glasses hanging on the tip of his nose. He was asking her about the Bush doctrine, which doesn't even exist. It's just a phrase thrown around by commentators like myself or the other guy here. It's not like Dubya issued some official document called "The Bush Doctrine." Anyway he was all over Sarah Palin. He sees a woman here with some real accomplishments. Someone who actually has some executive experience. A Republican. This is threat to the Obama. So Charlie lept into action with hard questions about seeing Russia from Alaska.

Well you can see Russia from some parts of Alaska. And Charlie if you'll look my way, right now, you can also see a middle finger stickin' straight up in the air. Thats for you Chuck. Can I call you Chuck? No? Well then that's for you a$%hole. I like that almost as much as Chuck.

Anyway you'll just have to forgive me if I don't believe the we never heard of it crap. These bastards know exactly what's going on. The New York Times motto is, "All The News That's Fit To Print." What do you think 'fit to print' means? Are they looking for curse words or pornography in the news. No! They mean deciding what gets reported, that is what's good for Democrats, and what goes down the memory hole, anything that's bad for Democrats. They decide what is heard and what is ignored, or at least they used to. FOX News, Talk Radio, Drudge, and many others on the internet have destroyed that forever, but they still like to pretend they can shape exactly what people know.

The media had already sunk pretty low with its ass-licking coverage of Obama during the election but now that he's in office its gotten worse. They absolutely refuse to cover anything that isn't good for Obama.

And its only the latest in a series of outrages.

The Media wouldn't cover the teaparty protests
The Media wouldn't cover the town hall protests, except to say its racists.
The Media wouldn't cover the controversy with Van Jones, Obama's former Green Jobs Czar.
And now they don't even know about the ACORN tapes.

That's four strikes! You're out liberal media.

The only network covering ACORN and all the other stuff is FOX News. Thats right, evil FOX News. Of course every liberal in the world including reporter liberals will tell you it's FOX News that's biased. How the hell would they even know? They never watch it! If they did maybe they'd know about major stories, like Van Jones, or ACORN. But they'll still rail against FOX. Of course they'll do it live from the White House where they're broadcasting the nightly news and covering Obama's latest, endless push for health care, but they'll tell you how bad FOX News is.

Look, I have no connection to FOX News whatsoever, but I know one thing for damn sure. There's never a news story being hammered on every other news network that FOX News doesn't cover. There's never a news story I am unaware of because the people that run FOX News decide I don't need to hear it. None of you damn statist Democrats, including Charlie Gibson, that refuse to watch, "Biased FOX News" can say the same. You know exactly what you're supposed know, exactly what you need to know to keep voting Democrat. No more, no less.

I'm Rowsdower and I'm sick of this crap!

and say hi to your mother for me okay.

BS Charges of Racism!

Stephen — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:41:34 +0000

"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man."

Kanye West Sucks

Stephen — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:03:26 +0000

The Crap Never Ends.

I'm Rowsdower, the producer of your Hard Rain Show. The calm before the storm, the eye of the tiger, conservative hippie, and I'm sick of this crap.

This Kanye West crap!

He had to go jumping on stage for the millionth time at the MTV Music Awards saying who should have won what award. This time it was Beyonce that should have won Best Female Video over Taylor Swift for what Conway Test said was, "one of the best videos of all time!" Idiot!

Why is this man famous? Why is this man listened to? He isn't even a musician. He's a producer. He's Phil Spector without the self-control.

He rarely plays an instrument, and he can't sing. For the most part he mumbles while music plays in the background. When other people do that it's called karaoke.

But when you're called Kanye West it means you're a damn genius. And dumbass white boys put their hat on backwards and ride around listening to the genius and Jaime Foxx in their Volkswagen or their Saab or whatever.

So this genius had to run up on stage at the MTV music awards and offer up his take on who should win. Who gives a fuck what he thinks about anything? Who does he think he is? The commentator on some podcast nobody ever heard of?

If Conjob Hest has such strong feelings on who should get awards then start your own damn award show Connie. Give yourself an award for, "Best calling your lawyer to get the rights to a song by actual musicians, then mumbling some bullshit over it, and saying the "N" word 15 times." Hell, give yourself the award every year. Make it an Artist of the Millenium award, like Michael Jackson did that time.

You remember he got thought he was getting the Artist of the Millenium award and it was just his Birthday? He ran into the wall?

Anyway, sit down and shut-up man! You obviously didn't hear my brilliant first rant about Tina Fey and how awards don't mean anything in terms of quality.

This isn't the first time he's done this crap. He freaked out at the AMAs in 04 because he lost "Best New Artist" to Gretchen Wilson. He got on stage at the MTV Europe Music Awards in 06 cause he didn't win "Best Video." He threw a tantrum in 07 when Britney Spears was picked to open the VMAs that year over him. At least now he's acting like a damn fool on someone else's behalf. And please don't get me started on this jackass at the Katrina Fundraiser, with his, "George Bush doesn't care about black people," crap.

I think he's stealing this whole thing from Old Dirty Bastard, who's not with us anymore, but he got up on stage in 1998 at the Grammy's cause he didn't get a Grammy and he had bought a new suit. Fayray Nest is just ripping him off. The thing is it was OK when Dirt McGirt did it cause he was legitimately crazy, not just an asshole. AND he only did it one time!

I know he's apologized. He apologized last night on Jay Leno. Good. You're still an idiot.

The real winner here was Beyonce. Everybody got to hear her video praised by X-Ray and then, when she won later for "Best Video" (see you should have just waited Conman) Beyonce actually asked Taylor Swift to come out and give her acceptance speech. Nice move.

I may not be the biggest Beyonce fan in the world but the woman has class.

And Kanye West is an ass.

I'm Rowsdower, and I'm sick of this crap!

Say hi to your mother for me okay.

Rock & Roll? Hall Of Fame.

Stephen — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:29:01 +0000

Here we are again.

I'm Rowsdower, the producer of your Hard Rain Show. The cream in your coffee, the sugar in your tea, conservative hippie, and I'm sick of this crap.

This Rock & Roll Hall of Fame crap!

Do the words Rock & Roll have no meaning anymore? I'm talking about this new practice at the so called, "Rock & Roll Hall of Fame." The practice of inducting anybody who ever cut an album. This year it was Run DMC. Run DMC! They are not Rock & Roll dammit!

I got nothing against them as a group. I actually liked, "Walk This Way," with Aerosmith. In fact if there's ever a Hip-Hop Hall of Fame, Aerosmith should be in there, as an influencer, because that song was one of the first huge, crossover Hip Hop songs. I even like Christmas in Hollis.

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese

That sounds like my house at christmas. But they're still not Rock & Roll. I felt terrible about the murder of Jam-Master Jay in 2002. But they're still not Rock & Roll.

This started with Miles Davis in 2006. Miles Davis, the great Jazz trumpet player. Everybody loves Miles Davis so nobody really said much. He was also old enough that you could call him an influencer.

Then in 2007 Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five were inducted. Now don't write me and tell me how much you liked them or how important they were to the development of Hip Hop. If that's what you think then put them in the "I Really Like Them Hall of Fame," or the "Important To The Development Of Hip Hop Hall of Fame." But they're not Rack & Roll so what is there to talk about here?

After Grandmaster Flash In The Pan got in in 2007, the hall took 2008 off and actually inducted Rock & Roll musicians, except maybe for Madonna. But this year they came back with Run DMC.

Why not put them in the baseball hall of fame? The NFL hall of fame. In fact I think Run-DMC and Grand Master Flash should both be in the PGA's Golf Hall of fame and if you disagree then you sir are worse than Hitler.

So whats this about then? Well when things are so obviously out of whack, when things are being done that make no sense, when common sense is suspended there's usually a liberal somewhere up the chain wreaking havoc. And at the top of this chain is...Jann Wenner. (YÄN WEN-ər) the co-founder and publisher of Rolling Stone and one the Founders of the R&R Hall of Fame. He along with the other mainly non-musicians who basically vote for Artists they like, decide what is "important," or "influential." Fans have no say in nominating, or in voting for the nomination. So its partly a popularity contest.

The other part is all about money. A former member of the nominations board came forward a few years ago and said, on EVIL Fox News,

"At one point Suzan Evans (former Rock & Roll Hall of Fame foundation director) lamented the choices being made because there weren't enough big names that would sell tickets to the dinner. That was quickly remedied by dropping one of the doo-wop groups being considered in favor of a 'name' artist ... I saw how certain pioneering artists of the '50s and early '60s were shunned because there needed to be more 'name' power on the list, resulting in '70s superstars getting in before the people who made it possible for them. Some of those pioneers still aren't in today."

So thats what this crap is all about. Selling tickets to the big show every year. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation is a non-profit and has status as a charity with the IRS, meaning they don't pay taxes. Pretty much all they do is throw this induction party every year. I wonder what they do with the rest of the non-profits that are donated to them.

Anyway thats it. The "cool" kids decide whats cool and then sell tickets to it. People that really do love Rock & Roll and think an artist or band "deserves," to be inducted are just pawns.

And fans of Run-DMC need to know that them being inducted was nothing more than a publicity stunt. A lame attempt to get the "kids," to pay attention.

Yeah, the kids like the Hip Hop don't they? Yeah, Stick em in there. Who cares right?

Well I care you bastards.

Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution. And Run-DMC and Grandmaster Flash ain't Rock & Roll.

I know it ain't Rock & Roll,
And I don't like it.

Say hi to your mother for me okay.